Speech
This is a copy of my speech for this year, I thought it would be useful for all who want to read it.
www.myspace.com, www.facebook.com, www.bebo.com . . . skype, msn, iChat, yahoo IM, AOL . . . bluetooth, infrared, pxt, txt, Nokia, Samsung, iPhone, Vodafone, Telecom, Telstra Clear . . . Now’s Good! Wikispaces, edublogs, Ultranet! X-Box 360, Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii. Blue-ray high defintion, My Sky, HD Digital Freeview. The list goes on!
It’s technology overload for Generation Mum and Dad! For example Dad thinks that Bluetooth equals blue teeth from the lollies you just bought and ate from the corner dairy with the money he gave you after saying “In my day they were only a cent each!” And Mum, well she thinks that MSN is actually MSM where you waste all your time talking to your friends instead of cleaning your room, and emptying the dishwasher and getting the washing off the line, and bringing in the wood and putting out the compost, and taking the taking the dogs walkies! In fact MSM is the mathematics text book which she used when she was at primary school!
We all have parents - and they are all ICT immigrants, although some still seem to speak a different language of reading, writing and arithmetic. Some have learnt some key phrases in the new language but most struggle to have a conversation or fully comprehend what it is their tweens are actually talking about!
For example Generation Mum and Dad still look in books to find information, when we know that the easiest way to find out what we want to know is through Google! And what’s the point of writing in our written language books when we could just as easily post a new entry on our blog or ePortfolio. So books vs. Online Learning environments - tweens 1, Generation Mum and Dad nil.
And what about those LP’s lying around in the lounge that they claim represent the “Best Years Of Their Lives!?!”, and “Quality music!?!” And then they moved to those cassette thingies and who would ever want to use those when the sound you get from your iPod is such good quality. Apparently you still need to go down to the CD and DVD store to get music when it is so much faster and easier to go to iTunes and download the tracks and albums you want! Tweens 2, Generation Mum and Dad nil.
Now apparently in the olden days they used to have party lines, where everyone in the street had one telephone line and people picked up the phone on their specific ring . . . and now we have personalised ring tones on our mobiles for different people so we know exactly who is calling or texting before we answer. And why would you pick up the phone and ring someone when it’s just as quick to text someone and get a reply straight away. Tweens 3, Generation Mum and Dad nil.
Now this may seem like a pretty one sided argument . . . but let me continue!
When you want to buy a present, it’s just as easy to go to eBay and have it delivered as it is to get in the car and go in to the local Warehouse. Shopping from the leather seat in the office at home, in your PJ’s at 11.00pm at night is becoming the norm and online shopping outlets are finding that the most traffic through their sites happens overnight. So what does that make it now? That’s right, score tweens winning 4 - nil.
Now a lot of Generation Mums and Dads have done away with their old tube televisions . . . however there is the odd one that still lurks around. You know the one that has it’s own special box and has push buttons for each channel and actual knobs that you move up and down for the volume - and NO remote control (and even sometimes - it still has some bunny ears sticking out for reception)! My how things have changed. Now I’ve got My Sky for pause play, picture in picture and HDMI input along with my Digital HD reception. Crisp, clear, high definition home theatre experiences in the comfort of my lazy-boy! Yep - tweens winning 5 - nil now.
I don’t know about you, but I often hear the comment “I can’t find my diary” or “I’ll check my diary for a night that’s free!” Generation Mum and Dad - WAKE UP! You have a calendar function in your cell phone - SO USE IT! You always have your phone with you, and perhaps not your diary . . . so it makes a heck of a lot of sense to use it! “Do you want to meet up for coffee?” - “Let me check my phone . . . . yes how does Tuesday at 10.30 sound?” See how easy it is?
You know the result now - Tweens 6 - Generation Mum and Dad nil!
But don’t worry . . . we can make a difference. Let’s move Generation Mum and Dad from the Collins Dictionary (gathering dust), the heavy yellow pages, rabbit ears on the television, videos, cassettes, Windows ’98, gramophones, party lines, bills in the mail box and using Office and Publisher from 1997 to the wonderful world of bluetooth, infrared, pxt, txt, Nokia, Samsung, iPhone, Vodafone, Telecom, Telstra Clear . . . and don’t forget “Now’s Good!”
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